I'm not sure if G Lucas Crane has found a ladylove yet, but I think if you have a little look at the random facts he sent me you'll at least be, you know, intrigued. Plus, he has one of the best names ever.

Crane was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York where he went to "science high school." He now lives at The Silent Barn in Ridgewood Queens.

He currently manipulates sound on tape and once sang the national anthem at Shea Stadium. He's also an incredible jaw-harpist.

He got out of being mugged by punching himself in the face.

He had a dream that he was a spy and was meeting an enemy agent in the cafe in France where, in the dream, the Internet was invented. They were all calling it "L'internet". This is what he always wants to call the internet now.

One time at a bookstore he got a nosebleed at a bookstore and bled into a copy of The Old Man and the Sea and full of guilty shame put the book back on the shelf.

He loves to cook and has accepted money in exchange for sex.

You all want to go see Woods now, don't you? Well, you totally can... tonight at Red 7 at 11 pm.

And now, take a minute, please, on this chilly Saturday afternoon to spend a minute with GLC's...

The LP Questionnaire
Name: G Lucas Crane
Pro Wrestling Name: Sonic Blazer

1. Pretend you’re 15. Name three songs you'd put on a mix tape for your girlfriend/boyfriend.
"Mad Lucas" by the Breeders
"Alec Eiffel" by the Pixies
"No Rain" by Blind Melon

2. Which evil villain would make the best President? Sauron from Lord of the Rings

3. What was your favorite cartoon as a child? SilverHawks

4. What superpower do you wish you had? Stop Time

5. What would the title of your autobiography be? It Takes A Rare Man

Pick Three
The Fresh and Onlys because Shayde Sartan is unstoppable.

Pocahaunted because of the Sookie-Stackhouse-Funk-Jams.

Real Estate because I want to see the drummer hit on a cop and then pass out again.

I hope you're having fun out there. As always, you can keep up with all The LPQ/P3 super fun times here.

Follow along at the Twitter place @sxsw and @mspark. I make little sentences about being a goofy semi-stalker who is too shy and embarrassed to talk to guys from The Temper Trap and Frightened Rabbit when I see them. Fascinating stuff, let me tell you. SXSW makes official interestingness interesting.

It's almost over except for the crying, lp